Sexual Bucket List

06 Jul

First let me state that this is a list of things I’m interested in personally experiencing. This is NOT a list for bragging purposes, I could care less if anyone knew I did any or all of things. Secondly, this list includes some things I have done already but mostly what I haven’t. Down the road I will update by reposting this list and crossing things off… but only if you don’t laugh or judge me for my lack of accomplishment. I doubt my usual crowd will do this, but I’m revealing quite a bit to you here and feeling a bit fragile in doing so. Lastly, this list is extensive (maybe?), but not exhaustive. If I think of something to add, I will do so. Also if I left something simple/basic out, or you think of something I should add, please let me know. I don’t know if I should say “enjoy” or just let you loose… How about “Thundercats Ho!”

1. Masturbate in a public place (bathrooms don’t count)
1a. Masturbate in a park
1b. Masturbate in a restaurant/bar
1c. Masturbate in a movie theater
1d. Masturbate in a public pool/hot tub
1e. Masturbate on a beach
1f. Masturbate on a staircase/stairwell
1g. Masturbate in an elevator
2. Sex in a public place
2a. Sex in a park (Bathrooms don’t count)
2b. Sex in a restaurant/bar (Bathrooms do count)
2c. Sex in a movie theater (Bathrooms don’t count)
2d. Sex in a public pool/hot tub (Bathrooms don’t count unless it is in the shower)
2e. Sex on a beach
2f. Sex on a staircase/stairwell
2g. Sex in an elevator
3. Masturbate at work (bathrooms don’t count)
4. Sex at work (bathrooms do count)
5. Masturbate in a moving vehicle
5a. While driving
5b. As a passenger
5c. While more than one passenger is present
6. Sex in a vehicle
6a. Parked vehicle
6b. Vehicle in motion (NOT while driving… that’s just not safe!)
7. Perform or receive a sex act on an airplane
8. Masturbate on public transit
9. Sex on public transit
9a. Oral Sex
9b. Penetration
10. Sex on a roof top
11. Sex on a balcony or raised deck
12. Sex in front of a window (visibly)
13. Disturbingly loud sex in a hotel/motel (Not sex that sounds like a slaughter but REALLY LOUD sex)
14. Sex on a staircase (in a non-public place)
15. Fondle and/or be fondled in an elevator with other riders present
16. Fondle and/or be fondled in a glass elevator
17. Masturbate in front of a campfire
18. Sex in front of a campfire
19. Masturbate in the snow
20. Sex in the snow
21. Masturbate in a river
22. Sex in a river
23. Masturbate in the ocean
24. Sex in the ocean
25. Wear a cock ring for an 8-hour period outside the home
26. Wear a butt plug for an 8-hour period outside the home
27. Receive a sex act while being tied down
28. Perform a sex act on someone that is tied down
29. Receive a sex act while blindfolded
30. Perform a sex act on someone that is blindfolded
31. Oral Ice play
32. Oral Heat play
33. Be the cock behind the wall of a “glory hole”
34. Watch a woman masturbate and orgasm in person
35. Watch a man masturbate and orgasm in person
36. Watch a pair of women make love in person
37. Watch a pair of men make love in person
38. Have a MFF threesome
39. Have a MMF threesome
40. Watch another couple have sex in person
41. Swap partners with another couple
42. Have a foursome with another couple
43. Have sex with a blonde bombshell (bombshell used loosely for effect)
44. Have sex with a raven-haired beauty
45. Have sex with a brunette
46. Have sex with a ginger
47. Have sex with a bald/buzzed chick (that’s a type, right?)
48. Have sex with a woman with hairy armpits (not stubble, purposely hairy)
49. Have sex with a Caucasian woman
50. Have sex with a Caucasian foreign woman
51. Have sex with a woman of African descent (not limited to African-American)
52. Have sex with a Latino woman
53. Have sex with a East-Indian woman (or roughly thereabouts)
54. Have sex with a Native American woman
55. Have sex with an Asian woman
56. Be the boy-toy of a CFNM combination of at least 2 women (Clothed Female, Nude Male)
57. Participate in an orgy
58. Live like a sultan with a harem of women for an evening
59. Masturbated or receive oral while having a dildo used on me
60. Be “pegged” by a woman
60a. Pegged and masturbated
60b. Pegged and oral (presumably from a second woman, I’m not quite that long)
60c. Pegged and sex with a second woman
61. Use a double-ended dildo with a woman
62. Sex with another man
62a. Give oral to another man
62b. Receive oral from another man
62c. Penetrate another man
62d. Be penetrated by another man
63. Sex in the shower
64. Sex with a tall woman, approx. 6ft (platforms and heels don’t count, legitimately tall)
65. Sex with a petite woman (aka a “spinner”)
66. Sex with a “barely legal” woman
67. Sex with a woman approx. 20 years my senior
68. Administer a proper spanking
69. Receive a proper spanking
70. Anal sex with a woman
71. Cum on a woman’s ass
72. Cum on a woman’s tits
73. Cum in a woman’s mouth, with her swallowing
74. Taste/eat my own “cream pie”
75. Taste/eat another man’s “cream pie”
76. Bring a woman to a squirting orgasm
77. Have a woman squirt on me
78. Golden showers? (I haven’t ever decided how I feel about this, so better put it on the list)
79. Sex with an alien from outer space (I’ve seen too many science-fiction movies with sexy aliens on them)

I don’t have any idea how realistic this list is, obviously the item involving the alien is far fetched, but what about the rest? It really doesn’t help that I’m introverted… Maybe I can just put up a sign somewhere when nobody is looking and people can just tear off my email that I made into strips at the bottom then send me a message that they want to “check something of the list” for me, with me, instead of me? Ha!


Posted by on July 6, 2013 in Commentary


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18 responses to “Sexual Bucket List

  1. Cara Thereon

    July 6, 2013 at 3:16 am

    So which of these have you done? There were a few I wouldn’t mind trying myself like having a sex act performed on me while being tied down. The reverse of that as well. It’s a good list. Hope you accomplish these… For the experience of course.

    • Beatnik du Jour

      July 6, 2013 at 7:42 am

      I figured I would let people chew on them for a few days. Let them wonder what I have done, consider what they would do. Just airing it out to start.

      I’m not sure how I’d do with “bondage” though this is considerably light in that realm. I have a strong need to be in control, especially of myself.

  2. Marian Green

    July 6, 2013 at 7:54 am

    I adore your list. The extensive number of places you want to (or have) masterbate and have sex struck me as especially creative. πŸ™‚ I found myself thing… Would I do that? Have I don’t that? πŸ™‚

    Love it.

    • Beatnik du Jour

      July 6, 2013 at 8:04 am

      Of course I could have gone into more detail in places… Lighthouse? Laundromat? Library? But I figured these few was a realistic place to start that was a likely setting. The exhibitionistic side of me wants an audience in each of those places but the introverted side would likely keep it from happening. Maybe just one person…

  3. The Green Eyed Geisha

    July 6, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Hmmmm … is the next list going to be about sexual accomplishments? πŸ™‚

    • Beatnik du Jour

      July 6, 2013 at 11:03 am

      Some of these have been accomplished, and the reposting of this list will have those particular ones crossed off. I’m interested in your take on this list… any that you liked, disliked, or at least found interesting?

      • The Green Eyed Geisha

        July 8, 2013 at 8:22 pm

        Okay – masturbation in a pool is gross. Too many chemicals and ‘other’ fluids. πŸ™‚ But the sultan idea is very appealing to me …

        wink. πŸ˜‰

      • Beatnik du Jour

        July 8, 2013 at 8:31 pm

        I agree that ejaculating in the pool is gross… and yes there are often a lot of chemicals and other fluids in pools. I don’t really think I should be adding my own. I guess it was more the idea of being hard while suspended in water? Not really finishing. I didn’t think that one through. πŸ˜•

        I will be taking harem volunteers soon though… One night only! Spots will fill up fast! Reserve yours now! -erm, that’s all the advertising work I do seeping through, sorry.

        Thank you for your honesty πŸ˜„

  4. Fatal

    July 6, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    I quite enjoy how extensive this list is, and how very open you are to experiencing and exploring the sexual pleasures that life offers.


    • Beatnik du Jour

      July 6, 2013 at 10:19 pm

      Thank you. I think I very well could enjoy everyone of these things. Now to break out of my shell, or rather the smoke and mystery that I tend to hide behind. That’s the real challenge.

  5. mikey2ct

    July 7, 2013 at 7:26 am

    My fedora is off to you ! Not many men in my opinion would admit to a number of items on the list. .

    • Beatnik du Jour

      July 7, 2013 at 7:46 am

      I’m chalking it up to being open minded. I wouldn’t necessarily say that I’m “curious” as labels about these sort of things are often applied. Mainly it’s experiences that can only be had in a certain situation. If I’m not willing to stretch, then that’s something I will never know about. Or something to that effect. Thank you.

  6. G

    July 7, 2013 at 7:47 am

    Hey, my comment didn’t stick! Wtf! This is a great list! One weekend and I’m sure several can be checked off.

    • Beatnik du Jour

      July 7, 2013 at 7:57 am

      Thank you! I will probably update the list in August, that way no one will tire reading about me having sex. LOL

      • G

        July 7, 2013 at 8:19 am

        Not sure that’s possible. Talk about it all you want!

  7. Kayla Lords

    July 7, 2013 at 11:55 am

    I definitely can’t wait to find out what you’ve done. And I love that you felt vulnerable posting this but you did it anyway. πŸ™‚


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